FunnyFanFic Contest

Who can create the best warriors story? Write a story with:

-original characters
-original clan/tribe name
-original storyline
-must be atleast a paragraph long
-you can include irregular wild cat things (like ppl food, electronics, etc. matter of fact, you have to include that. it adds to the funny part of your fanfic )

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Prizes!:

GRAND PRIZE:
30pp
Special siggy

Second Place Prize:
20pp
one of my siggies

third place prize:
10pp

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This is just a few paragraphs of an interesting find of VampVixen one day in IceClan. It is just a side story from the one I am currently writing. This happens further along in that story than I have written XD. After the 2nd or 3rd chapters.

This Fanfic contains the characters: VampVixen, The lolz cat i have created on the MWCA site, my Pie in Pants, OceanBreeze, and Vannah's OC WarriorsFreak.

Whut in the name of StarClan??? O_O

VampVixen decided to leave camp for a day. She needed time to think. She had found this clan and they had warily accepted her in. All trust would be lost if they knew she was a two-leg turned into a cat, much less an un-dead two-leg. Not to mention her friendship with Luna could get her in heaps of trouble. Most of the cats in IceClan already mistrusted her.

As she was walking through the forest, she came across an item. Well..it wasn’t there before. It looked like a lap top almost. She never used human things as a vampire, but she still at least knew how to use it. She pressed the button, and two things popped up on the screen. They looked VERY weird. Like some kind of wierd art from someone with a weird mind. One of them was a green cat, but it had this weird look and was saying “hug me!” The other one was a pie wearing pants.

Suddenly, the screen began to glow and a white light swept the area. When it was gone, the screen was blank. “Oooookkaaayyyy” Vamp said. “That was weird.”

Then she got this bewildered look on her face as a voice sounded from behind her. “Hug me. She turned around and the weird green cat was sitting there with its paws out-stretched. “Hug me” It said again.
The screen flashed and she whirled around. In big red flashing letters across the screen, it said “DON’T HUG THAT CAT!”

“Hug me!” said the cat again. As she was thinking, she turned around and the pie in pants came running by. Maybe someone wanted to eat it. Oh well. “Hug me!” That was getting on her nerves!

“If I hug you will you shut up?” She asked in an annoyed tone.
“Hug me!” was all the cat replied.

Vamp rolled her eyes. “If it will get you to shut up” she said under her breath. She hugged the cat. When she pulled beck, she got this “WTSC” expression. The cats eyes were no longer beady, they were big and chibi and its paws were at its face.

“You hugged me..” It said. “Friiieeeennnnndddddddd” It said.

“Uh-oh…” Said Vamp before she took a run for it. When she thought she had lost it, she turned around and saw nothing.

Then she faced forward. “Friiieeeennnnndddddddd” said the cat as it appeared in front of her. It grabbed her and hugged her again, this time teleporting her away. She landed in a field of flowers. They were all pink and purple, with faces on them. Then she saw the cat. “Friend stay here with me!”

“Not your friend” said Vamp.

“Not friend? If not friend then…ENEMY!” Its eyes glowed red and vamp just sat there with that WTSC expression. It called forward a weird looking creature with many colors on it. It had the same beady eyes but its tongue was hanging out. “WarriorsFreak suck out brain!” the cat said. “WarriorsFreak brain-sucking cat-wolf!.”

“Dyahh!” yowled WarriorsFreak, who seemed to not know how to speak. “Dnyaa jyahh gwaaa!” It said walking towards Vamp.

Vamp then saw the lap top and it was glowing. “AHH what the heck!” she said and jumped at it and passing through it like a portal. She was back in the woods. She shut off the lap top and threw it into the lake after banging it on a few trees.

OceanBreeze walked up just then. “Uhh, are you okay VampVixen?” he asked. Then he looked at the creeped out look on her face. “What in the name of StarClan…”

“Don’t ask!” Vamp interrupted him. “Lets just go back to camp.” But Vamp would never forget the weird things that went on today. And as she turned around, she caught another glimpse of the pie wearing pants, which was still running through the forest.

Here is the link to mine, yes, it might not be funny, but at least it has a happy ending...

Clawslash's Doom: https://5clans1destiny.forumotion.com/warriors-fan-fic-f23/clawslash-s-doom-t166.htm

Can we enter more then one?

I dunno